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Sex is good, sex is fine Doggy style...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is good, sex is fine

Doggy style or 69

Just 4 fun or getting paid

everyone loves getting laid



So if u want me in the sack,

lick ur lips n text me back
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Preity on: August 23, 2008
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: are...
339 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,

MADAM: arey bhiya kele to

pilpile hain kadak aur

lambe do.



K.W: Arey madam kabhi to

kahne ke liye liya karo...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: ritz on: August 23, 2008
Q: Do you know why girls don't keep ...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Do you know why girls don't

keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?



A: B'coz can't get signals near

hills & mountains.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Abinash on: August 23, 2008
son 2 dad does a heart have legs? dad ...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
son 2 dad does a heart have legs?
dad NO, son don't lie I heard u say,
sweet heart spread ur legs.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: Kina on: August 23, 2008
When you dont know whether to love o...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
When you dont know whether

to love or hate,

when you are in

a confused state,

dont feel & dont debate,

just sit alone &....

MASTURBATE...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Sibu on: August 24, 2008
Teacher: Explain responsibility? ...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: Explain responsibility?



Student: Madam ur blouse has 4

buttons, if 3 buttons break

down the entire responsibility

will on the 4th one !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 24, 2008
Banta said, Life after Marriage with u h...
293 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta said, Life after Marriage with u has become like a Dog.



Wife’s  reply, “How can u comparing ur self to a dog? Dog sticks and maintains for an hour & u start farting in a minute."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 196
Submitted By: Shawn on: August 24, 2008
Two Prostitutes were talking.. 1...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two Prostitutes were talking..



1st-We r in the best business in the world.



2nd-Hows that?



1st-We have it, we sell it, and we Still have it!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Vinu on: August 24, 2008
Nipple Nipple dont be far Let me pres...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Nipple Nipple dont be far

Let me press u in my car

up above the chest so high

always milky never dry

let me suck u dont feel shy

in the brassieres u will die
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 172
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 24, 2008
A Thot 2 ponder: Love is like a P...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Thot 2 ponder:



Love is like a Pant and Friendship is like Chaddi.

Coz agar Pant phat bhi jaaye toh Chaddi izzat bachaa leti hain!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Admin on: August 24, 2008
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