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Yesterdays' News : A Nun Jogging at the ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yesterdays' News : A Nun Jogging at the park was raped!
Today's News : Hundred of Nuns are Jogging at the Park!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Prady on: September 30, 2008
teacher: what do you want to become? l...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!

teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her clothes
and ask her husband to pay for it
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 200
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 30, 2008
Wife asked his husband how many women he...
223 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?



Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Naba on: September 30, 2008
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche T...
226 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par!

Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par!

Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati.. uss karodo ke byaaj par.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 30, 2008
Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big brea...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big breast?



A:) bcoz they always say "PRESS"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: Shawn on: October 01, 2008
The only reason y husbands like 2 go fis...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The only reason y husbands like 2 go fishing so much is that

it’s d only time they hear someone tell them,



'Wow, that’s a big one!'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Siddhart on: October 01, 2008
Similarity between Women & tea, both...
234 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Similarity between Women & tea,

both give pleasure when HOT,

both r tasteless without milk,

both r enjoyed mostly on bed.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008
Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl "Do u...
233 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl
"Do u Have this? "Girl Lifts
her Skirt & Says" My Mom Says
If u Have This u Can Get Plenty
Of those!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Raghav on: October 01, 2008
BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR L...
229 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
BOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q



CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMONG PAR NAHI.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Safir on: October 01, 2008
Wife n Mobile: Dono hi dusro ke achch...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife n Mobile:

Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.

Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.

Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008
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