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Press down. down more de...
439 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Press down.




down more


deeper



more
YES



ahh



ohh




yes
Almost there!


ooh baby


faster


harder
FEEL GOOD?

mmmm

THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 211
Submitted By: Punit on: September 01, 2007
Lady1: How come your husband is always h...
489 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Preity on: September 01, 2007
A Sex expert was once asked whether a ra...
394 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007
Which Part... of a man's body has no...
418 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Punit on: September 01, 2007
I've learned that you cannot make someon...
340 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2007
Q: Whats the difference between a comput...
369 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 01, 2007
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354 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
.
(')


(')
/ /
/ /

(')
)/ /


"o (')
.' )/ /


o""o (')
( '.' )/ /

o""o (') HELLO!
( '.' )/ /
( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Salam on: September 02, 2007
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si...
371 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 02, 2007
A Short thing It gets Longer when U ...
357 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007
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