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Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking ar...
304 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 21, 2007
Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, the...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Kina on: November 22, 2007
Today's Generation: A 6 yr old boy...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Today's Generation:


A 6 yr old boy to a 4 yr old boy: Dude,I found a condom in the balcony.

4 yr old boy: What’s a balcony?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 23, 2007
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, h...
301 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Vishal on: November 23, 2007
AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First ...
281 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 58
Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 23, 2007
Want to see URANUS planet without a tele...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 23, 2007
He asked: How do you feel about SEX. Sh...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 24, 2007
Every married man keeps wondering every ...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck
or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: sms fan on: November 25, 2007
Accident takes a minute but sufferings l...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Admin on: November 25, 2007
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: admin on: November 25, 2007
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