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Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekh...
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya?
Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Saket on: November 25, 2007
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her
right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: ritz on: November 25, 2007
Name and Ages Names of Penis With Age...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Name and Ages

Names of Penis With Ages......
01-05 = Nono
06-10 = Phunno
11-14 = Lulli
15-20 = Lund
21-25 = Pyaasa
26-35 = Shikari
36-50 = Naram Garam
51-60 = Kaam chor
61-75 = Yaadein
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 196
Submitted By: Naveen on: November 26, 2007
Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw h...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa was watching a Blue Film. He saw his wife in the film. After the film ended he said: Thank God it was just a movie & not real.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 27, 2007
sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain khusbo ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain
hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho
unhe raat ko aana hain
hum dophre se condom charai bethe hain
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Admin on: November 27, 2007
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, au...
302 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Faro on: November 27, 2007
Santa went to school for getting the rep...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Prady on: November 27, 2007
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & ...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: farhans on: November 29, 2007
A very sexy & attractive female employee...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss Wow, whats that?
Gal: Ur eyes, sir...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Vishal on: November 29, 2007
Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is vo...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is volume, and right nipple is tuner....
Boy: Ji nahi, i turned both but there is no sound.....
Girl: Nechay cell tera baap dale ga
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Preity on: November 30, 2007
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