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Q: What 2 things in the air can make...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What 2 things in the air

can make a girl pregnant?



A: Her Feet!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 79
Submitted By: Raghav on: September 23, 2008
Male Prayer As I lay her on the b...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Male Prayer



As I lay her on the bed,

I pray this girl give good head.

Lick my boy and fuck me right,

get my nut and say goodnight.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 23, 2008
Bye-sexual girlfriend My girlfri...
271 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bye-sexual girlfriend



My girlfriend is bye-sexual.

I say "sex" and she says, "Bye!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008
Roses are red Violets are blue Sho...
255 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shorter the skirt

Baby better the view
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 78
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 23, 2008
Wedding text message * Treat the ...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wedding text message



* Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500



* Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long hard route
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Monica on: September 24, 2008
A life without friends is like boobs w...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A life without friends is like
boobs without nipples.....
Pointless!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 72
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 24, 2008
Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai k...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai kya?



Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai?



jawab aaya- ab pata nahi do mahine pahele STAYFREE lagati thi!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 24, 2008
Cyber Sex He met a lady while bro...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Cyber Sex



He met a lady while browsing

She unzipped his dotcom when

downloading. Since he was

virus free he slotted his

floppydisk into ther hotmail,

she screamed Yahoo!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: rxit on: September 24, 2008
Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband touched boobs and

sung: Piyo glass full doodh,

wonderful doodh.



Immediately wife touched

his penis n said: Thanda

matlab CHOTA COKE!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 24, 2008
QUOTE OF THE CENTURY We all love...
250 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
QUOTE OF THE CENTURY



We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes, But never realize that the best times are enjoyed without clothes!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Admin on: September 24, 2008
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