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Latest medical news- paitents do well...
251 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Latest medical news- paitents

do well when tranfused chicken

blood instead of human blood



* Men get more cocky and women

lay better!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Sibu on: September 19, 2008
Hi sexy, come in taxi & let me open ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hi sexy, come in taxi &

let me open your maxi.



So thats how my rocket

enters in ur galaxy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 105
Submitted By: anomym on: September 19, 2008
A man jumps into his bed & starts ma...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man jumps into his bed & starts

making luv, Women in bed says -

Jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali

Radha hoon



Man: Ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus

guya AADHA!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Derek on: September 19, 2008
A Survey Report: Women who sleep on t...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Survey Report:

Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive.

Women who sleep on their stomachs are Competent.

Women who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Ganu on: September 20, 2008
What's the definition of AIDS? An...
234 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the definition of AIDS?



Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 69
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 20, 2008
A girl is said to be grown up when she s...
255 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 106
Submitted By: Admin on: September 20, 2008
Hot news Female Viagra is out, and can m...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hot news Female Viagra is out, and can make almost any women go crazy!



Do you know what it is?



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Jewelery
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: anirban on: September 20, 2008
Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados wale l...
250 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Main jab bhi apne pados

wale ladke ko dekhti hoon,

meri bra tight ho jati hai.



To uski Ma Boli

"Kal se bra hi mat pehan,

uski pant tight ho jayegi!!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 20, 2008
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A PUSSY C...
230 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN
A PUSSY CAT AND A PUSSY?
ANS: ONE HATES WATER WHILE
THE OTHER LOVES TO BE WET.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Admin on: September 20, 2008
Wishing u a seductive & wondrful day L...
227 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wishing u a seductive & wondrful
day Licked by luv & penetrated by
heavenly graces & may all ur
misfortunes be ejaculated!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 20, 2008
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