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In bed frustrated wife was moaning to he...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can?t think of anyone tonight!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Ritu on: November 13, 2007
Sex se pehle kapray utartay waqt biwi gi...
362 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex se pehle kapray utartay waqt biwi gir gayi,
Husband: Jaan lagi tou nahi???
Sex k baad kapray pehantay waqt biwi phir gir gayi,
Husband: Andhi ho , nazar nahi aata...!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: Ashish on: November 13, 2007
Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, ...
342 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli,to pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli,tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: anirban on: November 13, 2007
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore ...
315 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 14, 2007
Santa: What is the similarity between a ...
317 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: What is the similarity between a Bank & a Bra ?
Banta: Dono ke ander Jitna MAAL Jyaada Utna Interest Jyaada.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: rxit on: November 14, 2007
Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always m...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 98
Submitted By: Naveen on: November 14, 2007
Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant,...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant, than to get a tooth removed.
Dentist: Madam plz decide quickly, so that i can set the chair accordingly.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Saket on: November 14, 2007
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What?s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ?Serve hot without dressing?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: November 15, 2007
Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise da...
317 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Punit on: November 16, 2007
Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u c...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Obscene phone caller: Hello baby, if u can guess what's in my hand I'll let u have it.
Preeto: Listen ji, if u can hold it in one hand I'm not interested.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Joe on: November 16, 2007
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