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What do u call a Prostitute, Wife & ...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do u call a Prostitute,

Wife &

Girlfreind in Mobile Language

......

......

......

Prepaid...

Postpaid...&

Demo Card...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: August 26, 2008
Thought for the day: Make LOVEand no...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Thought for the day:

Make LOVEand not WAR...

Coz CONDOMS are cheaper than GUNS
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 85
Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008
Dentist didnt get erection on weddin...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dentist didnt get erection on

wedding night so he used finger.



Wife: What's this?

Nothing honey, just a temporary filling.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Admin on: August 26, 2008
IF THE PENIS IS HARD & ERECT IT NEEDS ...
260 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
IF THE PENIS IS HARD & ERECT
IT NEEDS GOOD FUCK, IF ITS
ERECT BUT SOFT IT NEEDS
GOOD SUCK, IF ITS NITHER
HARD NOR ERECT, IT NEEDS
GOOD LUCK!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: A.A on: August 26, 2008
If U want to start business, start a ...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If U want to start business,

start a Condom Company named

"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get

free publicity on Indian

trucks.....



Use DIPPER at Night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 26, 2008
Why is ur d ! ck better than a credit ca...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why is ur d ! ck better than a credit card?



- Once spent it recharges itself



- It is accepted worldwide.



- You can let ur wife use it as much as she wants.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Prani on: August 26, 2008
johnnny johnnny yes papa fucking gir...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
johnnny johnnny yes papa

fucking girls yes papa

useing condoms no papa

getting AIDS ha ha haaaa.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: rozit on: August 26, 2008
Q: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woma...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why do most men prefer to kiss a woman's lips?



A: That's da best way to shut a woman's Horizontal mouth & open the Vertical one!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: sms fan on: August 26, 2008
She slips her hand in my jeans, searc...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
She slips her hand in my jeans,

searchin 4 something.

she has got it,she grabs it,

takes it out & start sucking.

ji lalchaye.... Rahana Jaye ..

ALPENLIBE
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Ninki on: August 26, 2008
World health organization reports that...
276 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
World health organization
reports that most medicines
have side effect.

But viagra has front effect!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Prani on: August 26, 2008
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