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A sardar is in a bar and his cellula...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A sardar is in a bar and

his cellular phone rings,

so he picks it up and says



Hello, how did u know I was here?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008
In which place men & women both have...
298 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In which place men & women

both have CURLY HAIR..?





Oh god!!!









ur thinking is so vulgur....







its in AFRICA....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008
This is a moderb era, no one has time...
272 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
This is a moderb era, no one

has time. Girls put the mobile

in pussy in vibrator mode,

Ask boyfriends to ring...

This is called E-Fuck
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 09, 2008
Sex During pregnancy 1st three mon...
264 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex During pregnancy


1st three months fuck normal style,

Next 3 months fuck dog style,

Last 3 months do it wolf style,

sit outside the pussy and howl.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 09, 2008
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye



Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: ritz on: September 10, 2008
Husband :plz. KARNE dona Wife :nahi ...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband :plz. KARNE dona

Wife :nahi



Husb :PAKADNE to do

Wif :nahi



Hus :DABANE to do.

Wif :nahi



Hus :sirf DIKHAO to sahi.

Wif :nahi aaj to REMOTE pakadne nahi dungi uske BUTON bhi dabane nahi dungi aur MATCH bhi dekhne nahi dungi.



Aj to sirial hi chalegi.

Aisa aap ke sath bhi hota hoga na.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 332
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008
Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata hai... (...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata

hai... (outside school...

Bull fucking cow)



Student: sir.. sir... bahar

aapki maa chod rahe hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008
Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra, Wor ...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra,

Wor It InFront Of Husbnd.



Husbnd: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,

Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Pranit on: September 10, 2008
Husband: Darling good night Wife ...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband: Darling good night



Wife Aise kasie good night?

Pehle band kar light,

phir lund kar tight,

dubake kar fight,

jab nikal jaye white,

then i feel right,

phir good night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 199
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2008
Sexaul stages at 20 simply fuck at...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sexaul stages

at 20 simply fuck
at 30 loves to fuck
at 40 still can fuck
at 50 tries to fuck
at 60 cries for a fuck
at 70 wht the fuck
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: September 10, 2008
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