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Touch it gently.. Put ur finger insid...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Touch it gently..

Put ur finger inside..

If hole is big put three fingers....

Rub it up & down gently...



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.... that's the right way of washing a glass!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 205
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 04, 2008
Difference btween power & Stamina? P...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Difference btween power & Stamina?

Power is whena man can hang
wet towel over erect penis

Stamina is 2 keep it erect
till the towel dries!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 05, 2008
Doc to his lady patient U look so weak...
235 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Doc to his lady patient
U look so weak and exhausted!

R u having ur meals 3 times a
day as advised?

Lady: Doc, I thought u said 3
males a day!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Chiggi on: October 05, 2008
Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ? A...
230 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A-A woman

Q-why ?
A-Because, whichever way you fu*k her, the balls just wont go in.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 05, 2008
Finally scientists have discovered a foo...
257 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Finally scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.



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It's called the Wedding Cake.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Sourabh on: October 05, 2008
Do u know how parachute got its name:...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do u know how parachute got

its name: A girl jumped out

of a flight, with her skirt

up, Sardar saw her n said

kitna 'pyara chut hai'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: admin on: October 05, 2008
Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera jordar...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera

jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.



Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?

Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko

magar bole ab aur takath nahi.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Rohit on: October 05, 2008
A kid asks the priest Father, What i...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A kid asks the priest

Father, What is ur pastime?

The priest taps the kids

shoulder and replies,

Nun my child nun
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 05, 2008
How can i spell CH_TIA without U or G...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How can i spell CH_TIA without U

or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE??

see how important r u dear!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Mainak on: October 05, 2008
What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi an...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi and Thums-Up wee to make condoms...



Their lines would be something like this....



COCKS-UP! F**K THE THUNDER!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Aussies on: October 06, 2008
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