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Naa teer mein naa talwal mein, jo ma...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Naa teer mein naa talwal mein,

jo maza hai teri salwal mein,

teer kya marti ho talwar maar do,

saacha pyar karti ho to salwar utar do..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Pranit on: September 25, 2008
hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
hasti thi hasaati thi,

rooti thi rula ti thi,

badme maloom pada

sala chutiya banati thi
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Indra on: September 25, 2008
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari kh...
282 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the



GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...



BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Laila on: September 25, 2008
Ding-dong open your frock, I have a k...
254 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ding-dong open your frock,

I have a key,

You have a lock!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 64
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 25, 2008
Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga. Wi...
259 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband:- kal raat kaisa laga.



Wife:- 5% Dard, 5% maza and

90%   purani yadein.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Admin on: September 25, 2008
Worlds smallest resignation letter? ...
249 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Worlds smallest resignation letter?



Dear Sir,

maa chuda,

land khuja,

Ab tu hilla,

main chala....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 115
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 25, 2008
Harbhajan Singh gets married. During ...
261 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Harbhajan Singh gets married.

During suhag raat

he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"

she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,

Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Kina on: September 26, 2008
What's the diff between cheating you...
270 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the diff between cheating

your wife and cheating on the taxman?

If you get caught, the taxman will

still want to screw you.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Naba on: September 26, 2008
Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga



Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?



Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: anirban on: September 26, 2008
To avoid condom related accident use 2...
232 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
To avoid condom related accident
use 2 condom with chilly powder
in between them if outer breaks
she will know and if inner one
breaks he will know!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 26, 2008
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