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Sardarji enterd in ladis toilet by mista...
239 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardarji enterd in ladis toilet by mistake. 2 ladies tld him dis is only 4 ladis.Sardarji opened his zip & by showing his projection he replied dis is also only 4 ladis.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Ritu on: January 03, 2010
Indian kutton k 4 buri adatein 1-Hadd...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Indian kutton k 4 buri adatein

1-Haddi mili chusna shuru

2-Khambha mila mootna suru.

3-Kutiya mili songhna suru.

4-Sms mila hasna suru.
dekho to isko.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: rosit on: January 05, 2010
Girl opening her legs to boyfriend asks:...
228 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl opening her legs to boyfriend asks: Hamara baby ka naam kya hoga? He wears condom and says:Iske baad bhi hogaya to Jaadugar rakhenge!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Aslan on: January 08, 2010
Bhagwan sabse zada khus kab hota hai? An...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bhagwan sabse zada khus kab hota hai? Ans=jab koi ladki ka rape hota hai, aur woh chilla chilla ke kehti hai "mujhe bhagwan ke liya chordo".
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Sourabh on: January 16, 2010
Sex karo daily jab girlfriends ho akeli....
281 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex karo daily jab girlfriends ho akeli.Na mili girlfriend to to pakro uski saheli.Na mili uski saheli to jindabad hateli,Likin sex karo daily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Admin on: January 23, 2010
SARDAR:Murgi kitne ka?Murgiwala:70.50 & ...
262 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
SARDAR:Murgi kitne ka?Murgiwala:70.50 & 10.
SARDAR:Rs 10? itna sasta kyun?
Murgiwala:Saab.isko AIDS hai.
SARDAR:Koi baat nahi dedo,khana hai sona thori hai..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Don 07 on: January 25, 2010
A girl goes to reapair 2 umbrella,d man ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl goes to reapair 2 umbrella,d man said "uparka kapra nikalna papadega,niche se danda dalna padega "girl saik kuch v karo pani ander nahi ana chahiye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: manis34 on: January 26, 2010
Suhagrat k 3 din baad jab dulag kamre se...
289 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Suhagrat k 3 din baad jab dulag kamre se nikla to dosto ne bola-itne din suhagrat? dulha bola, kamino prhle ye bolo vasline ki bottle mein fevicol kisne dala?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Lion on: January 29, 2010
Q: How is college is like a woman? A: Yo...
213 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: How is college is like a woman? A: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 114
Submitted By: Kiron on: January 30, 2010
Girl's reaction to penis size:-----9":Oh...
227 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl's reaction to penis size:-----9":Oh shit heaven! 7":Oh yes..oh yes! 6":ohhh..prfct. 5":Ohmm..OK! 4":Push More. 2":R u #######?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Don 07 on: February 02, 2010
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