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Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn....
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Sourabh on: November 30, 2007
Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: sms fan on: November 30, 2007
larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi...
288 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi.
larka: 100 rupy doonga, hil khud he loonga.
larki: 100 rupy bacha ly, apne haath sy hilla ly
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to k...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007
Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat. ...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Naveen on: December 01, 2007
Boss to a lady during interview for the ...
271 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 02, 2007
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 03, 2007
What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: dark morph on: December 04, 2007
Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacati...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai,
main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Lion on: December 04, 2007
Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan ...
290 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: December 05, 2007
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