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Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurti...
334 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurting?oh yeah ouch its huring.OH i will put it slowly.Still hurting?Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: menthali on: September 07, 2007
A girl asks a priest. What's devil, he...
325 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl asks a priest.
What's devil, hell & heaven?

Priest: between my 2 legs is d devil,
between ur 2 legs is hell,
lock d devil into hell & you'll see heaven.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 07, 2007
Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME...
318 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kissing is a habit,Making love is a GAME! Guys get pleasure, Gals get pain! He says love u & believes its TRUE.. but wen tummy gets bigger, he say 'Hell to U'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007
Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1...
316 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man goes 2 a hotel where there is only 1lady waitress
Man orders milk Waitress opens bra,show her tits & ask him 2 suck, Man says"thank GOD,i didn't ask 4 water"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 07, 2007
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal,...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 116
Submitted By: Preity on: September 08, 2007
Two ladies Bathing and the other asked h...
330 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two ladies Bathing and the other asked her friend why she had no private hair.Replied 'have you ever seen grass on a busy road'.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Salam on: September 08, 2007
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people...
314 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 08, 2007
sex karo daily agar larki milay akali , ...
329 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sex karo daily agar larki milay akali , larki na milay to pakro us ki sahali , na milay sahali to zinda bad hathaleeeeeee
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Lion on: September 08, 2007
Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, C...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Sharukh on: September 08, 2007
aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli...
360 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thee aik larkay nay dekha to kaha...................miss apnay taj mehal ka darwaza band kar Lain mera qutub minar hill raha hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: savour on: September 08, 2007
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