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Whose mother had the most painful delive...
392 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 22, 2007
8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady la...
422 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 22, 2007
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naug...
380 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 22, 2007
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke h...
356 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: rosit on: October 22, 2007
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us ...
335 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lenge.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 22, 2007
A General asks a young lady officer, how...
305 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Lion on: November 05, 2007
friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabh...
328 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 07, 2007
Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is the...
334 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Sms frk on: November 12, 2007
Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA New Girl f...
320 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: admin on: November 12, 2007
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun? Dh...
334 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal
kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: November 13, 2007
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