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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the c...
346 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 03, 2007
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of th...
346 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS:
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 03, 2007
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawal...
360 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007
Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgo...
340 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke...
378 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: Preity on: September 03, 2007
Teacher: why are you late? Student: My...
350 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK ...
345 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 03, 2007
------) ' (------ ---- (_(_)------ -...
330 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
------) ' (------
---- (_(_)------
----- I I I -------
--I SEE U BABY--

------) ' (------
----(_)_)-----
----- I I I-----
SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 03, 2007
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi s...
363 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007
Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger ...
358 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

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( .)( . )
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because....



90% of the
boys are
right handed..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: SMSr on: September 03, 2007
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