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Name 3 kings who ve brought joy in peo...
305 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Name 3 kings who ve brought
joy in people's lives?

A:) Licking! Sucking! and Fucking..!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: Praveen on: August 25, 2008
Sex Guide Bak 2 bak, front 2 front...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex Guide

Bak 2 bak,

front 2 front,

on d table,lick dcunt,

stick it in,

do ur ting,

do it hard & make her sing,

tense ur body feel dcum,

den let it rip into her bum!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: August 25, 2008
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jum...
280 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.

Santa: Wanna try it?



Banta: No way. I was born coz

of broken rubber & I don't

wanna die because of it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Naveen on: August 25, 2008
A man was pressing lady's boobs in a cro...
279 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.

Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"

Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Prani on: August 25, 2008
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Oly...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex.



Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?



Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Sanchit on: August 25, 2008
The word woman has 'Man' in it Mrs ha...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The word woman has 'Man' in it

Mrs has 'Mr' in it

Female has 'Male' in it

She has 'He' in it

Madam has 'Adam' in it



No wonder MEN always wanna be in side WOMEN!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: August 25, 2008
One bald man to another bald man did u...
292 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One bald man to another bald man
did u know dat if u rub a bald patch
to a pussy hair would start growing?

2nd bald man: If thats da case ma tongue
would had been a forest by now!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Rangesh on: August 25, 2008
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating 4 ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating

4 the price of Bra and Panty.



Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine

aapka raha .... lekin Panty mein to aapko

mera rakhna padega
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Sanchit on: August 25, 2008
why is sex to wife similar to restaurant...
291 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
why is sex to wife similar to restaurant



Some times good service

some  times bad service

Some times no service

Some times Self service
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: admin on: August 25, 2008
Arz Kiya hai.... College se nikal...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Arz Kiya hai....



College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga  leti ho,



Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: August 25, 2008
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