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What is the difference between Monkey & ... |
563 Votes, |
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........ |
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Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST... |
563 Votes, |
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I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime. |
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Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: September 07, 2007 |
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic ki... |
562 Votes, |
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee... |
562 Votes, |
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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. |
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Submitted By: Lion on: September 06, 2007 |
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U r like my asthma, U take my breath awa... |
562 Votes, |
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U r like my asthma, U take my breath away.
U r likes dandruff, I can't get U out of my head.
U r like my car, U drive me crazy.
U r like my Lips, I can't smile without U. |
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Submitted By: savour on: September 14, 2007 |
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keep silence for 1min. for those mosquit... |
562 Votes, |
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keep silence for 1min. for those mosquitoes who died in diabates after drinking ur blood last night,cause u r so sweet. |
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Submitted By: keno bolbo? on: September 30, 2009 |
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May God increase ur happiness like price... |
561 Votes, |
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May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu. |
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Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 31, 2007 |
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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,... |
561 Votes, |
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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007 |
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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DR... |
559 Votes, |
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Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
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Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 07, 2007 |
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. La... |
557 Votes, |
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!".. |
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Submitted By: ash(21) on: August 31, 2007 |