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| Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devda... |
| 494 Votes, |
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| Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan" |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi au... |
| 494 Votes, |
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Santa singh and Banta singh were always ... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of theirparents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Deadsea?'
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.' |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: November 13, 2007 |
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| Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahu... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Arz kiya hai,
Is dil mein tarane bahut hain,
Zindagi jine ke bahane bahut hain,
Kis-kis ko SMS karoon,
Kambakht iss nacheez ke diwane bahut hain! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sa... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Sardar: bata meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere.
ya fir ye bata kitne hai to 8 ke 8 tere,
ya fir ye bata de ke kiske hai to murgi bhi teri..
2nd sardar: Hint de yaar !!! |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: December 28, 2007 |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati ha... |
| 494 Votes, |
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| Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: January 19, 2008 |
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| Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai ... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer:Tumare Daddy |
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| Submitted By: Ritika on: June 16, 2008 |
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| Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
P... |
| 491 Votes, |
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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,... |
| 491 Votes, |
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| Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 07, 2007 |
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| NWFP
K ZILA
HARIPUR KI
TEHSIL TERBEL... |
| 491 Votes, |
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NWFP
K ZILA
HARIPUR KI
TEHSIL TERBELA
KI COLONY SOBERCITY
K REHAISHI UNCLE SAEED
K GHAR K BATHROOM MAIN LAGI
TOTI K NEECHEY RAKHEY LOTEY KI QASAM
"I MISS U" |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 05, 2007 |
