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| Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER... |
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Why are Indian husbands known as "SILVER"?
And
Why are American husbands known as "GOLD"?
Socho
Arae Socho
Thoda sur Socho
Socho Socho....
Nahi Aata
BCoz
Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "A u"( Scientific Symbol for Gold) |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: December 17, 2007 |
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| I asked my new girlfriend what sort of b... |
| 395 Votes, |
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| I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 19, 2007 |
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| Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I... |
| 393 Votes, |
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| Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times" |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main ky... |
| 393 Votes, |
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| Boy-Tujh me rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karu? Girl-Aur kya? Pranam karo,prasad lo,dakshina do aur age baro kyuki peche aur v bhakt khare hai. |
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| Submitted By: Suman Das 9046247048 on: December 03, 2010 |
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| Q: What is the definition of Mistress? ... |
| 392 Votes, |
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Q: What is the definition of Mistress?
A: Someone between the Mister
and the Mattress. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 12, 2008 |
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| A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SA... |
| 391 Votes, |
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A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and ... |
| 391 Votes, |
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Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love... |
| 391 Votes, |
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Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
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| 389 Votes, |
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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
Aur socho yaar..
"THE COIN".. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 08, 2008 |
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| Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Su... |
| 384 Votes, |
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| Ek machar ki shaadi makhi se ho gayi. Suhag raat me bahar ghumte dekh kar dusre machar ne pucha: kya hua? Woh bola tri bhabi ALL-OUT lagake so rahi hai... |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010 |
