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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men ... |
434 Votes, |
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other |
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Submitted By: imran_20 on: October 18, 2007 |
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Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli... |
434 Votes, |
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Machar aur makhi ki hogaya shadi,
Pehli raat main ho gayi barbadi,
Machar ko kismat hi khoti thi,
Makhi mortien MAT laga kar soti thi. |
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Submitted By: hamed on: December 14, 2007 |
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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main ... |
434 Votes, |
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Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi
Socho socho
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! |
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Submitted By: Amarendra on: January 07, 2008 |
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Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sh... |
434 Votes, |
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Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha: Aap meri sharab churva sakte ho?
Doctor:Haan kyun nahi,
Sharabi:Toh Police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai,
Plz churva do.! ;-) |
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Submitted By: Saket on: January 27, 2008 |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send me... |
433 Votes, |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 06, 2007 |
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give y... |
433 Votes, |
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Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 06, 2007 |
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Co... |
432 Votes, |
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly.... |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 05, 2007 |
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My wife ran away with my best friend.
T... |
432 Votes, |
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My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him. |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 17, 2007 |
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if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,... |
432 Votes, |
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if mallika plays the role of draupadi,,,duryodhan will say-" dussashan, pehna do hamari bhabhi ko sari, hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai..!!! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: January 21, 2008 |
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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As o... |
431 Votes, |
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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |