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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert thi... |
402 Votes, |
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail". |
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Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 21, 2007 |
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A man got 2wishes frm GOD.
He askd 4d... |
401 Votes, |
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A man got 2wishes frm GOD.
He askd 4d best wine & d best woman in d world.
Nxt moment,he had d best wine & Mother Teresa bside him
Moral:B SPECIFIC |
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Submitted By: Ashish on: December 04, 2007 |
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marr... |
400 Votes, |
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. |
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Submitted By: Varun on: January 09, 2008 |
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Vikari-MAA Viksha do.
Ladki-Ye Lo beta.... |
399 Votes, |
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Vikari-MAA Viksha do.
Ladki-Ye Lo beta.
Vikari-Ha Ha Ha! Main Vikari nehi RABAN hu.
Ladki-Ha! Ha! Ha! Bolo kaha jana hai,mai bhi sita nehi DHNADE WALI HU. |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: February 07, 2010 |
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Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I... |
397 Votes, |
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Man on Death bed confesses 2 his wife- I had an affair With Ur sister,Ur best friend,& the maid. Wife--- I know darling.Now relax & let the Poison Work! |
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Submitted By: Naveen on: January 01, 2008 |
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tu... |
397 Votes, |
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!! |
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Submitted By: Mainak on: May 28, 2008 |
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Kya aap abhi ho free
wah.Wah!
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397 Votes, |
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Kya aap abhi ho free
wah.Wah!
kya aap abhi ho free
dekhne chalte hai. Golmaal three |
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Submitted By: ranveer on: October 27, 2010 |
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Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kar... |
397 Votes, |
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Suhagraat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss karke so gya subah maa boli : beta mandir jaane se pehle naha lo.
Bahu (gusse me): maji sirf brush krwa lo baki sb saaf he. |
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Submitted By: ANUP on: December 26, 2010 |
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se ... |
396 Votes, |
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" |
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Submitted By: fine sms on: October 21, 2007 |
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Te... |
395 Votes, |
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3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1... |
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Submitted By: Rishi on: October 19, 2007 |