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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only on...
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Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 19, 2007
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain, ...
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Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Lion on: October 22, 2007
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon Mom...
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1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2007 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen.............
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 19, 2007
sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik...
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sardar wid freind: kl raat 3 ghantay aik english movie dekhi... us mai na koi scen tha,na awaz
friend :film ka nam kya tha????:
sardar:plz insert disc:....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 22, 2007
Wife: samne jo admi drink kr rha hai, us...
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Wife: samne jo admi drink kr rha hai, usko meine 10 saal pahle shadi k liye inkar kia tha. Aj tak sharab pi rha hy.
Husband: wow! itni long celebration..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Admin on: January 28, 2008
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent ...
461 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls Psychology -
Fraud with Innocent Boys;
Fun with Handsome Boys;
Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys;
Flirt with Freaky Boys;
Love with Faithful Boys
& in the end
Marriage with the Rich Boy
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Insult SMS Characters: 227
Submitted By: Rahul on: January 26, 2011
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have br...
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 77
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 03, 2007
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath...
460 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Admin on: October 17, 2007
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay gh...
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Munna:  Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit:  Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna:  Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 191
Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007
Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shad...
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 22, 2007
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