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| Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri b... |
| 440 Votes, |
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Girl's father: Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindagi eak gadhe k sath guzare.
Boyfriend: Bus esi leay main ussay yahaan se le jane aya hon. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: January 17, 2008 |
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| Several women appeared in court, each ac... |
| 439 Votes, |
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| Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Love is life.
Life is wife.
Wife is kn... |
| 439 Votes, |
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Love is life.
Life is wife.
Wife is knife.
That's cut your life.
be careful friends. |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 03, 2007 |
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| Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WI... |
| 439 Votes, |
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Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007 |
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| People who do lots of work.make lots of ... |
| 439 Votes, |
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said.... |
| 438 Votes, |
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| A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| After engagement : Superman
After Marri... |
| 438 Votes, |
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After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, ... |
| 438 Votes, |
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| Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar ... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 21, 2007 |
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| aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai......... |
| 437 Votes, |
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aik punjabi doctor k pas jaata hai.......
PUNJABI:mujhay sardar bannna hai ...
DOCTOR:tmhara 50% damagh nikalna paray ga.
punjabi okay .
DOCTOR after operation :ooopppsss tmhara 100% damagh nikal gaya hai...
punjabi after operation;oey khabees k bachay tm kya krti hai............. |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 16, 2007 |
