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| tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita, ... |
| 474 Votes, |
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tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Female Comebacks!
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| 474 Votes, |
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Female Comebacks!
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Man:Havent i seen you someplace before
Woman:yes. thats why i dont go there any more
Man: is this seat enpty
Women:yes, and this one will be if you sit down here
Man:ur place or mine
Women:Both, you go to urs and ill go to mine
Man:so what do you do for a living
Women:Im a female inpersonator
Man: Whats ur sign baby
Women: do not enter
Man:hoe do you like ur eggs in the morninig
Women:Unfertilized
Man:Ur body is a temple
Women:Sry, no services today
Man:I would go to the end of the world for you
Women:But wuld u stay there
Man: if i could c u naked, id die happy
Women:If i saw u naked, id die laughing
Now fwd this 2 ur girlfriends or bad luck will follow |
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| Submitted By: Golda Bishop on: January 28, 2009 |
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| WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya r... |
| 473 Votes, |
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WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do! |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: November 21, 2007 |
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| Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All ite... |
| 473 Votes, |
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Sardar complaint to police: Sir, All items in my house r missing except TV
Police: Why thief didn't stole the TV?
Sardar: Because i am watching TV naa. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: December 24, 2007 |
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| jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay k... |
| 472 Votes, |
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jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: September 08, 2007 |
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| u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequ... |
| 472 Votes, |
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u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 15, 2007 |
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| Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log A... |
| 472 Votes, |
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| Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI. |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum s... |
| 472 Votes, |
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Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh ... |
| 472 Votes, |
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Two Lover Went For Suicide Boy Jumps Fir... |
| 472 Votes, |
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| Two Lover Went For Suicide Boy Jumps First after boy jump Gilr Close her Eyez n Turn back n say Pyaar Andha Hota Hai during jumps boy open his Perashoot n say Pyaar Kabhi Merta Nahi |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 25, 2007 |
