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| One day Sardar was giving dictation to h... |
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One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that
"Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..." |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 08, 2008 |
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| Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... ... |
| 407 Votes, |
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Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Tendulkar is an opener |
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| Submitted By: boere on: December 27, 2007 |
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| Husband asks his wife,where do u want to... |
| 406 Votes, |
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Husband asks his wife,where do u want to go on our anniversary?
wife says,smwhr i have never been!
Husband replies,how bout the kitchen?? |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: January 13, 2008 |
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| Two snakes meet each other..
First snak... |
| 404 Votes, |
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Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 17, 2007 |
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| NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B... |
| 404 Votes, |
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| NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D CONSIDERABLE LOSS OF MONEY |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 19, 2007 |
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| JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
re... |
| 404 Votes, |
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JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ... |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer ba... |
| 403 Votes, |
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Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: June 16, 2008 |
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| Chuhe ne hatise kaha I LUV U.
Hati boli... |
| 403 Votes, |
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Chuhe ne hatise kaha I LUV U.
Hati boli:-Kya!Tujhe dar nehi lagta?
Chuhe ne ganeshjika photo dikhate hue kaha:-Tujhme rab dikhta hai yara me kya karu? |
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| Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |
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| Man said passionately: Will you marry me... |
| 402 Votes, |
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Teacher: "I killed a person" convert thi... |
| 402 Votes, |
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail". |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: October 21, 2007 |
