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Funny - Joke SMS Collection Sort by: Date, Vote
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One day RAVAN went to disco...... aur...
446 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One day RAVAN went to disco......

aur woh behoosh ho gaya......



why????



Becoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.....
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Admin on: December 07, 2007
love ix like a war, its easy 2 start, di...
445 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
love ix like a war, its easy 2 start, difficult 2 end & impossiple 2 4get!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 75
Submitted By: Admin on: September 20, 2007
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gol...
445 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola!


Main uski yaad main ban gaya barf ka gola


Aur woh boli ke thanda matlab COCA COLA.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Laila on: January 22, 2008
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie do...
444 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 08, 2007
Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of cha...
444 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 252
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007
A 'C' program about girlfriends : #incl...
444 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A 'C' program about girlfriends :
#include<mobile.h>
#include<bike.h>
#include<purse.h>
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money--;
}
printf("govinda govinda");
getch();
}
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 244
Submitted By: A.A on: December 26, 2007
Q:Whats the difference between magnets a...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women

A: magnets have a positive side
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 01, 2007
Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes w...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 04, 2007
First the engagement ring, then the wedd...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 68
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 06, 2007
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent B...
442 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 225
Submitted By: Natasha on: October 20, 2007
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