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Last night I lay in my bed looking at th... |
454 Votes, |
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where is my roof. |
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Submitted By: ritz on: September 06, 2007 |
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . I... |
454 Votes, |
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata . |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, ... |
453 Votes, |
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. |
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Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007 |
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage al... |
453 Votes, |
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. |
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Submitted By: mawara on: November 05, 2007 |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aa... |
453 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.." |
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Submitted By: Ashish on: December 02, 2007 |
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO... |
453 Votes, |
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya |
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Submitted By: anirban on: January 16, 2008 |
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your bir... |
452 Votes, |
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: August 31, 2007 |
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He came at night,
explored my body,
g... |
452 Votes, |
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
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Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: September 04, 2007 |
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Commerce professor asks the student: wha... |
451 Votes, |
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law". |
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Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007 |
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear M... |
451 Votes, |
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position... |
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Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007 |