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| har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon m... |
| 496 Votes, |
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har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai |
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| Submitted By: Joy 55 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi ... |
| 495 Votes, |
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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko ... |
| 495 Votes, |
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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,... |
| 495 Votes, |
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gay... |
| 495 Votes, |
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| Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.... |
| 495 Votes, |
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Chalo kaam pakro aur uthak baithak karo.
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Bolo ab ROZ SMS karoge. |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 19, 2007 |
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| If you wake up 1 day and were asked to h... |
| 494 Votes, |
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| If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =) |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya m... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi cha... |
| 494 Votes, |
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| Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan." |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phi... |
| 494 Votes, |
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar. |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 03, 2007 |
