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| Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag rah... |
| 471 Votes, |
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 30, 2007 |
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| Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't e... |
| 471 Votes, |
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountai... |
| 471 Votes, |
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| Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar... |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil... |
| 471 Votes, |
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| sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji... |
| 471 Votes, |
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| Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi. |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Ladki patane ka tarika "use gudgudi karo... |
| 471 Votes, |
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| Ladki patane ka tarika "use gudgudi karo agar hasi to samzo fasi lekin palat k chata mar de to zor zor se chillao " didi dar gayi didi dar gayi". |
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| Submitted By: Praveen on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fa... |
| 471 Votes, |
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Study = Dont fail (1)
Dont study = Fail (2)
Adding eqution 1 and 2
Study + Dont Study = fail + dont fail
study(1 + dont) = fail(1 + dont)
Hence
Study = Fail
Hence proved. So dont study. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 11, 2007 |
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| SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'... |
| 471 Votes, |
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 23, 2007 |
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| Year 1945@biman venge subhas mara gelen.... |
| 471 Votes, |
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| Year 1945@biman venge subhas mara gelen. Year 2009@subhas mara gelen,biman venge porlo. |
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| Submitted By: winner winner chicken on: November 08, 2009 |
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| Arz kiya hy...
ek bewafa ko na ay... |
| 470 Votes, |
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Arz kiya hy...
ek bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa ka yaqeen,
hum ne kaha hum mar jain ge ,
us ne kaha AAMEEN!!! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 25, 2007 |
