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| Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to en... |
| 442 Votes, |
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| Sardarni- i am prgnant. Sardar-mai to england me tha. Sardarni- aap ka photo tha na. Sardar- jhut mat bol haramjadi photo to kamar tak hi tha.. |
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| Submitted By: Pranit on: November 30, 2007 |
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| Always start your day with a lot of S E ... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING! |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Judge: Tum qabool karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki, to kia kiya churaya.?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi..
Judge: lekin ek saarhi k liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi.?
Chor: "Janab, 4 baar meri biwi ko saarhi pasand nahi aayi thi.." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 04, 2007 |
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| wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in... |
| 441 Votes, |
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wat is d name of jackie chan's mother in law?
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guess..
think..
nahi janate?
mai batau??
ok....
VICKS VAPORUB....
CHEN KI SAA(n)S.... |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: December 16, 2007 |
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| Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chad... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Thought of the day: agar aap bus pe chade...
ya
phir bus aap pe chade
dono baar ticket aapka hi KATEGA... |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: January 13, 2008 |
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| The best relation ever is between 2 eyes... |
| 441 Votes, |
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The best relation ever is between 2 eyes, "they blink, move, cry, see & sleep together."
Still they never see each other directly but when they see A Girl, 1 will blink & another will not.
MORAL :- A Girl Can Break Any Kind Of Relationship....... |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: January 18, 2008 |
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| Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? ... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: January 20, 2008 |
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| Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossibl... |
| 441 Votes, |
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Why are Doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?
Because they all have an exclusive msg only for the chemist: "Maine patient ko loot liya ab teri bari" :-) |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: January 22, 2008 |
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| In a train, ticket checker to a saint: T... |
| 440 Votes, |
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WI... |
| 440 Votes, |
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Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever. |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007 |
