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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, ... |
509 Votes, |
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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007 |
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Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Ka... |
509 Votes, |
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Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS
karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo. |
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Submitted By: rxit on: September 10, 2007 |
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Medical Shayari:
When you breathe, you... |
508 Votes, |
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Medical Shayari:
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai! |
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Submitted By: ritz on: August 31, 2007 |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2n... |
507 Votes, |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey |
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Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 01, 2007 |
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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekh... |
506 Votes, |
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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekha to esa laga ...
"KUCH TO HUA HE ...KUCH HO GAYA HE..."
exam ke din jab paper samne aaya to esa laga...
"SAB KUCH ALAG HE... SAB KUCH NAYA HE ..." |
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Submitted By: rozit on: January 11, 2008 |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu... |
504 Votes, |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. |
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Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007 |
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what is love? it is a model auxilary ver... |
504 Votes, |
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what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much |
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Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 13, 2007 |
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Bus Aik He Ghalti Hum Sari Zndgi Karte R... |
503 Votes, |
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Bus Aik He Ghalti Hum Sari Zndgi Karte Rahe Dhool Chehre Par The Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.....! |
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Submitted By: sara on: July 26, 2010 |
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A man kills DEER &cooks it & doesn't tel... |
502 Votes, |
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A man kills DEER &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" |
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Submitted By: Aslan on: September 06, 2007 |
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Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after... |
502 Votes, |
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Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007 |