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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, ...
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GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Admin on: September 05, 2007
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Ka...
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Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS
karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo.
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS, SMS - Call me SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: rxit on: September 10, 2007
Medical Shayari: When you breathe, you...
508 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Medical Shayari:
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: ritz on: August 31, 2007
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2n...
507 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 198
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 01, 2007
Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekh...
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Exam se teen din pehle jab syllabus dekha to esa laga ...
"KUCH TO HUA HE ...KUCH HO GAYA HE..."
exam ke din jab paper samne aaya to esa laga...
"SAB KUCH ALAG HE... SAB KUCH NAYA HE ..."
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 190
Submitted By: rozit on: January 11, 2008
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of commu...
504 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Category: Santa Banta Joke SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: ritz on: September 03, 2007
what is love? it is a model auxilary ver...
504 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,it shows an action which didn't happen befor now used in isqh and mohabat sentences. Ex i love u very much
Category: Romantic - Love SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: September 13, 2007
Bus Aik He Ghalti Hum Sari Zndgi Karte R...
503 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bus Aik He Ghalti Hum Sari Zndgi Karte Rahe                                                   Dhool Chehre Par The Aur Hum Aaina Saaf Karte Rahe.....!
Category: Shayari SMS, Broken Heart SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: sara on: July 26, 2010
A man kills DEER &cooks it & doesn't tel...
502 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man kills DEER &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 06, 2007
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after...
502 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Santa Banta Joke SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: rahul80 on: October 18, 2007
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