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Girl:Touch your Heart, You will feel the... |
344 Votes, |
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Girl:Touch your Heart, You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. Boy:Touch your Head,You will feel the rhythm of empty pot.Tin..Tin. |
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Submitted By: Don 07 on: February 04, 2010 |
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For you I would go as far as the end of ... |
343 Votes, |
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For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?" |
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Submitted By: Saket on: January 16, 2010 |
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Joke of the century! Once Upon A Time Th... |
343 Votes, |
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Joke of the century! Once Upon A Time There Was A Country Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power But Did Not Have Electric Power |
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Submitted By: farhans on: January 17, 2010 |
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Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitt... |
343 Votes, |
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Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill. Need more?U r beautiful. |
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Submitted By: Jasmine on: February 04, 2010 |
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to r... |
343 Votes, |
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." |
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Submitted By: A.A on: February 06, 2010 |
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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no ... |
343 Votes, |
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HELLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! |
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Submitted By: Preity on: February 13, 2010 |
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke... |
342 Votes, |
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old. |
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Submitted By: A.A on: February 02, 2010 |
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When you are in love, you wish you were ... |
341 Votes, |
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When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love. |
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Submitted By: Kiron on: January 20, 2010 |
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Never think of the past, it brings tears... |
341 Votes, |
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Never think of the past, it brings tears. If U think of the future, it brings fears. So, live life in the present and drink chilled beers |
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Submitted By: rosit on: January 20, 2010 |
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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-t... |
341 Votes, |
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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? A: 3 runs in 3 balls. |
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Submitted By: Craig_s on: February 06, 2010 |