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| Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DO... |
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Mom advice gal, if a boy hugs u say :'DONT'.
If he kisses u say:'STOP'
next day gal told mom:he did both together n i said 'DONT STOP' |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: December 07, 2007 |
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| Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everyt... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: December 12, 2007 |
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| Q: What's the difference between good & ... |
| 429 Votes, |
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Q: What's the difference between good & bad gals?
A: Good gals loosen a few buttons when it's hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: December 12, 2007 |
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| behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is ... |
| 428 Votes, |
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| behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man... |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Thought for the Days!!!
if you call yo... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A foreigner had a very spicy India dinne... |
| 428 Votes, |
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A foreigner had a very spicy India dinner
Next morning he came out of TOILET n said...
Now I understand y Indian use water
BLOODY TISSUE CAN CATCH FIRE....... |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: December 23, 2007 |
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| height of confidence....mallika sherawat... |
| 428 Votes, |
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| height of confidence....mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses..tailor replies" wat 2 do with remaining cloth...!!! |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: January 12, 2008 |
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| Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani ... |
| 428 Votes, |
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai. |
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| Submitted By: Nitesh on: August 11, 2008 |
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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As... |
| 427 Votes, |
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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: October 20, 2007 |
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| JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSIN... |
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JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSING YOUR WIFE".MIKE RUNS HOME, RETURNS SOON AND
SLAPS JOHN SAYING, " HE IS NOT MY FRIEND, STUPID" |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: November 22, 2007 |
