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What did the elephant say to the naked m...
459 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Category: Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: mani3 on: September 04, 2007
Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar ...
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Boy: Main tumsay Shadi tu kerloon Magar Meray Ghar Walay Nahi Maan Rahay
Girl: Kon Kon Hai Tumharay Ghar Mein ?
Boy: 1 Wife 2 Bachay :)
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: rahul80 on: November 23, 2007
1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui, Pa...
459 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 Pathan ki maut bijli girne se hui,
Par uski lash muskurate huye mili..
Farishte ne poocha aisa kuin??
Pathan bola: Mujhe laga koi photo kheench raha hai
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Raghav on: November 26, 2007
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?? Be...
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??

Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!

Papa- What Is Bba.

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: prema on: February 10, 2011
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se...
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka di...
458 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: mawara on: October 22, 2007
Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between B...
458 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAKARA Aur BAHGI
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Sibu on: November 27, 2007
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movi...
458 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.

Which movie did he really want to see?




Dil Chhata Hai!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Ritu on: December 20, 2007
how wud u differntiate b/w Morga n Morg...
458 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
how wud u differntiate
b/w Morga n Morgi??




jawab neeche hai



throw a stone..
ager Bhaga tu Morga..
or ager Bhagi tu Morgi
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Admin on: January 06, 2008
Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai Mal...
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: Admin on: October 18, 2007
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