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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to ...
490 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, I love you". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Craig_s on: September 02, 2007
Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat ka...
490 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Shayari SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 05, 2007
If u find a friend better than me, I wo...
490 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If u find a friend better than me,
I won't stop u,But if he or she leaves u,
just look behind,
i will be there to slap u n say
"HO GAYI TASSALLI"
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Friendship SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: savour on: December 07, 2007
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thod...
489 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Punjabi SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 02, 2007
A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hos...
489 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Friendship SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Ankit on: January 25, 2008
PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI, AKHIR AIK...
488 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
PARH LIKH KAR KIYA KARNA HAI,
AKHIR AIK DIN SAB KO MARNA HAI,
MAR KAR AGAR JANAM LIYA TO,
PHIR SALA NUSERY SE HI PARHNA HAI
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS, Student - Studies SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: admin on: November 23, 2007
A baby fish asked her Mother: Mom why we...
487 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A baby fish asked her Mother: Mom why we cant live on Earth?
Mother Fish: Dear Earth is not the place for FISH,... it's made for selfish...
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Wise Saying SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 02, 2007
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also d...
487 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Category: Hindi - Urdu SMS, Funny - Joke SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Lion on: September 07, 2007
Danto ki hifazat k 3 tarike 1 Ro...
487 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Danto ki
hifazat k
3 tarike


1
Roz Brush
Krna


2
Meethi cheezo
se parhez krna


or


3
Mere se
Muh Sambhal k
baat krna
Ranveer. 9660555295
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Insult SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: RanveeR Ranawat on: October 27, 2010
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke ...
486 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,  
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
Category: Funny - Joke SMS, Punjabi SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 02, 2007
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