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| Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Mal... |
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 18, 2007 |
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| mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
el... |
| 457 Votes, |
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mouse to elephant: apni chadi dai ga
elephant: pehnay ga kya:
mouse:beti ki shadi pe tent laganay hain |
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| Submitted By: Namit on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper as... |
| 457 Votes, |
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Guddu gana ga raha tha (aj main ooper asma neechay) to pappu ne guddu ko buhat mara.. bhala q??
Qk asma pappu ki gf ka naam tha |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: December 02, 2007 |
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| COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a... |
| 457 Votes, |
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COP: Are ypu married?
Sardar: Yes, to a woman.
COP,angrily:of course! Did you ever hear anyone marrying a man?
sardar: My sister did! |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: February 12, 2010 |
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| Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko. ... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kis... |
| 456 Votes, |
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| Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai... |
| 456 Votes, |
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| Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati,... |
| 456 Votes, |
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: December 30, 2007 |
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| Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
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| 456 Votes, |
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Wife: Jan main mer gaee tu kia ho ga ?
Husband: Main tu pagal hi ho jaon ga...
Wife: Dusri shadi tu nahi karoo gay na ?
Husband: Pagal,tu Kuch bhi ker sakta hai.. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: January 20, 2008 |
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| Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yaari... |
| 456 Votes, |
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| Naari ke chakkar me bhool na jaana yaari, jab laat maregi nari, tab yaad aayegi hamari yaari,"PURUSH BACHAO SAMITI" ki aur se janhit me jaari |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 18, 2010 |
