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| REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY B... |
| 447 Votes, |
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REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Adam and eve found it ....Romio and Juli... |
| 447 Votes, |
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| Adam and eve found it ....Romio and Julite introduced it ......Layla and Majnu died for it ....So my darling Bcareful of it that's LOVE |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 21, 2007 |
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| ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal ... |
| 447 Votes, |
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ek pathan k janazy mai log bhangra daal rahy thy
waja pochi to 1 pathan ne bataya k pahli bar hum mai se koi
"Brain Hemorrhage" se mara hy. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: November 18, 2007 |
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| stupid questions with smart answers.... ... |
| 447 Votes, |
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stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
girl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve... |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: December 05, 2007 |
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| Q: What did the gangster's son tell his ... |
| 446 Votes, |
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Girls are like roads,more the curves,mor... |
| 446 Votes, |
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| Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 16, 2007 |
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| boy says to girl main tum ko without tuc... |
| 446 Votes, |
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| boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007 |
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| aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha... |
| 446 Votes, |
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| aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 l... |
| 446 Votes, |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: October 22, 2007 |
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| Sardar got an invitation 2 a party, whic... |
| 446 Votes, |
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Sardar got an invitation 2 a party, which said
"RED TIE ONLY"
When he went 2 the party, he was surprised to find that other were wearing pants and shirts also. |
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| Submitted By: Namit on: December 03, 2007 |
