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| You are a nice person, but......u have t... |
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You are a nice person, but......u have to do 2 things early in the morning.
1st pray to God so that u can live.
2nd take a bath so that others can live. |
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| Submitted By: Arpit on: April 02, 2010 |
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| Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti... |
| 515 Votes, |
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Naam banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ad... |
| 515 Votes, |
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| Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person... |
| 514 Votes, |
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| When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: May 30, 2008 |
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| Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya... |
| 513 Votes, |
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Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai... |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: August 31, 2007 |
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| Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash... |
| 512 Votes, |
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or rech... |
| 511 Votes, |
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| Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein. |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance... |
| 511 Votes, |
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in ... |
| 510 Votes, |
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 01, 2007 |
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| 510 Votes, |
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meray mobile ko tumharay mobile se payar ho gay hai is liay line mar raha hai:-) |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: September 05, 2007 |
