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| PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel m... |
| 477 Votes, |
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your ... |
| 477 Votes, |
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Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD. Good nit. |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2007 |
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| Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande ... |
| 477 Votes, |
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Ap ka dog ap se ruth gaya
Ja kar gande naaley main doob gaya
Doobtey howey bola: ab aur zulam nahi sahaingey
1 ghar main do do nahi rahaingey nahi rahaingey |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: December 29, 2007 |
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| If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. Wha... |
| 477 Votes, |
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If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. What will b d slogan?
"AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN", Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna! |
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| Submitted By: Aniket on: January 02, 2008 |
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| A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a N... |
| 476 Votes, |
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| A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 d... |
| 476 Votes, |
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| Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 05, 2007 |
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| Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Ma... |
| 476 Votes, |
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Chai Wala: Bholi Si Surat Ankhon Mein Masti Duur Khari Sharmay Aay Hay!!
Girl Reply: Kali Si Surat Hath Mein Ketli Duur Khara Chilaey Chai Chai!! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: November 26, 2007 |
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| Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? ... |
| 476 Votes, |
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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti. |
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| Submitted By: 9761408945 on: March 22, 2008 |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Za... |
| 475 Votes, |
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| A 60 year old bachelor advertises his Zarorat-e-Rishta add. After 1 month he got a letter in reply ?mian sab iss age mein rishte nahi faristhay aatay hein.? |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: November 20, 2007 |
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| MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj... |
| 474 Votes, |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 05, 2007 |
