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| An englishman, bihari & punjabi were sta... |
| 455 Votes, |
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 02, 2007 |
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| What's the difference between wife n nei... |
| 455 Votes, |
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Why do couples hold hands during their w... |
| 455 Votes, |
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| Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Thought for the future generation: Don't... |
| 455 Votes, |
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| Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....N... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:) |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me... |
| 455 Votes, |
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boy propose to a girl ::- do you love me.>
girl- shakal dekhi hai apni.
isse acha to main mar jana pasand karoongi
boy - kamini mar jayegi par ek
garib ke kaam nahin aayegi.. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 17, 2007 |
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| Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes t... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: December 06, 2007 |
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| 1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange... |
| 455 Votes, |
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1 baar exam mai question aya
"challange kise kahty hain"??
pathan ne pora page khali chor kar
last page pe likha
"apne baap ki aalud hy to pass kar k daikha |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: December 09, 2007 |
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| The more I learn the more I get to know,... |
| 455 Votes, |
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The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning?? |
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| Submitted By: Rohit on: January 08, 2008 |
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| Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is p... |
| 455 Votes, |
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: May 24, 2008 |
