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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere y... |
500 Votes, |
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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai mere yaar ka haseen.....
Chand ne kaha... Ullu k pathe, Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! |
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Submitted By: farhans on: September 07, 2007 |
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse ch... |
499 Votes, |
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai. |
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Submitted By: Preity on: November 04, 2007 |
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, W... |
498 Votes, |
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2007 |
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498 Votes, |
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Chal su-su kar diya tere mobile pe! JO KARNE HAI KAR LE!! |
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Submitted By: AdminO on: January 12, 2010 |
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal ... |
497 Votes, |
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? |
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Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 01, 2007 |
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo of... |
497 Votes, |
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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE. |
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Submitted By: Preity on: September 02, 2007 |
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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, i... |
497 Votes, |
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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time |
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Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 12, 2007 |
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta... |
496 Votes, |
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Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai |
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Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,... |
496 Votes, |
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain. |
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Submitted By: Rishi on: September 03, 2007 |
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your ... |
496 Votes, |
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. |
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Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 04, 2007 |