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| ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratla... |
| 464 Votes, |
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ek sardar ne market main ek khoobsuratladki ko aur sochne laga.. ..
Kaash yeh meri maa hoti to main bhi itna khoobsurat hota. |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: December 27, 2007 |
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| At the scene of an accident a man was cr... |
| 464 Votes, |
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: January 21, 2008 |
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| Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
som... |
| 464 Votes, |
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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: on their marriage |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: June 07, 2008 |
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| Rone, bone, jole, jongole... jekhanei bi... |
| 464 Votes, |
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| Rone, bone, jole, jongole... jekhanei bipode pribe... amake missed call mario... "Amio missed call maribo." |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 20, 2010 |
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| Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I... |
| 463 Votes, |
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| Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 15, 2007 |
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| Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?... |
| 463 Votes, |
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Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it?
Let it be difft this time:
Let the devils sing around U,
Mummies dance around u,
Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day! |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: November 17, 2007 |
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| 1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answe... |
| 463 Votes, |
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| 1st line 2b written in xams-"all d answers written below r imaginary n work of pure fiction.Ny resemblance is unintentional n purely co-incidental". |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is sh... |
| 463 Votes, |
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hai. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 01, 2007 |
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| 5 rules for student
1.Never make nois... |
| 463 Votes, |
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5 rules for student
1.Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.
2.Keep the college clean so stay away.
3.Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4.Always take books coz u dont get pillow to help u sleep well.
5.Never be early to class or else no one will notice. |
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| Submitted By: Paggi on: January 03, 2008 |
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| Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger da... |
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Easiest way to die...
1.Have a ciger daily u'll
die 10 years early.
2.have dinks daily u'll
die 30 years earlly.
3.but love a girl truely
u'll die daily.... |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 20, 2007 |
