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| god said :: i can't be everywhere
so ... |
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god said :: i can't be everywhere
so i created friends..
devil replaced : i too can't be everywhere
so i created girl friends.. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: November 29, 2007 |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da uncons... |
| 437 Votes, |
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| A motorist hit a sparow.He tuk da unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screams "Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. P... |
| 437 Votes, |
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| Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua? Doc 4 baar aisa hua.sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: December 08, 2007 |
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| Interviewer: imagine that u r in room wi... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining... |
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| Submitted By: rahul80 on: January 18, 2008 |
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| Q: What four letter word starts with F a... |
| 437 Votes, |
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Q: What four letter word starts with F and ends with K and if a man can't get it he uses his hands?
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A: FORK
You Naughty mind,alws thinking bad. |
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| Submitted By: Chiggi on: January 23, 2008 |
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| We cannot grant you a life insurance pol... |
| 436 Votes, |
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| We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: September 04, 2007 |
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| Its been a rough day.I got up this morni... |
| 436 Votes, |
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| Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a ... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master . |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 06, 2007 |
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| The best way to remember your wife's bir... |
| 436 Votes, |
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| The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 09, 2007 |
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| Sardar was writing something very slowly... |
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| Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: October 14, 2007 |
