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| Always start your day with a lot of... S... |
| 486 Votes, |
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| Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007 |
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| So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PI... |
| 486 Votes, |
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So many options.
-POISON
-SLEEPING PILLS
-HANGING-JUMPING FROM BUILDN-LYIN ON TRAIN TRACKS..
But we brave students chose
'STUDYING'. |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: December 02, 2007 |
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| Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sa... |
| 486 Votes, |
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Eak Sardar Army mein tha tu Army mein sab ko new AK47 degai
Sardar: Sir ya Samny ki taraf ker k chalaygi ya apni taraf ?
Officer: Jahaan merzi ker k chaloo dono suraton mein desh ka hi faida hoga |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: January 02, 2008 |
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| pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay... |
| 485 Votes, |
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pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay kaisay betaay ,
Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay banaay... |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 08, 2007 |
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| Your beauty is the capital of business. ... |
| 484 Votes, |
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Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 22, 2007 |
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| KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM ... |
| 483 Votes, |
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KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE"
"MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN,
AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki b... |
| 483 Votes, |
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| Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007 |
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| Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhi... |
| 481 Votes, |
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Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
...guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 05, 2007 |
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| Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati... |
| 481 Votes, |
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Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, hansati thi
Bhagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwati Thi
Per aaj pata chala ki
vah mujhe rakhi bandhana chahati thi. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: January 14, 2008 |
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| 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sard... |
| 480 Votes, |
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| 2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! |
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| Submitted By: mani3 on: October 15, 2007 |
