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| Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK... |
| 426 Votes, |
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Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expected |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: October 19, 2007 |
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| World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?... |
| 426 Votes, |
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World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife. |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 22, 2007 |
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| JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSIN... |
| 426 Votes, |
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JOHN TELLS MIKE, " YOUR FRIEND IS KISSING YOUR WIFE".MIKE RUNS HOME, RETURNS SOON AND
SLAPS JOHN SAYING, " HE IS NOT MY FRIEND, STUPID" |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2da... |
| 426 Votes, |
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| Biscutwala's LOVEletter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITTLE HEART,I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK,MARIE me. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2008 |
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| Girl: when we get married, i want to sha... |
| 425 Votes, |
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| Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: December 22, 2007 |
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| What will! u call a person who is leavin... |
| 425 Votes, |
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What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
Socho...............
Hindustan Lever (Leaver). |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: January 23, 2008 |
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| BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala.
Di... |
| 424 Votes, |
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BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala.
Dil jal k raakh hogya.
GIRL: Teri ye qurbani bekar nhi jayegi,
RAAKH
idhar bhej dey "bartan" dhoney k kam aayegi... |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: December 24, 2007 |
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| Friendship has 1 imp law:never mk ur frn... |
| 424 Votes, |
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| Friendship has 1 imp law:never mk ur frnds feel lonely until ur alive...! So disturb ur frnds as much as u can, as i do alwayz. |
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| Submitted By: AdminO on: January 24, 2010 |
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| wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from th... |
| 423 Votes, |
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| wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 12, 2007 |
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| NEW L.K.G. RHYME
Twinkle Twinkle Litt... |
| 423 Votes, |
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NEW L.K.G. RHYME
Twinkle Twinkle Little star
I have gone to Wonder Bar
Quarter Rates R Up So High
Drink A Beer With chicken Fryyy......! |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: January 26, 2008 |
