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Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in h... |
413 Votes, |
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Sardar g visit chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese friend just say "chin yu yan"and dies.
Sardarji went to china to find the meaning of last words of his friend.
And find its means "u r standing on the oxygen tube". |
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Submitted By: ritz on: December 07, 2007 |
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The top 5 ans given by girls in india wh... |
413 Votes, |
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The top 5 ans given by girls in india whn a boy prpose.
1)No
2)R u mad
3)I always looked u like a good frd
4)I dont belive in love
5)Sorry I love freestyle.. |
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Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti... |
413 Votes, |
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Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?He thought it was a movie on Holi |
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Submitted By: Ankit on: October 16, 2008 |
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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween ... |
412 Votes, |
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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too |
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Submitted By: mani3 on: October 18, 2007 |
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Newtons Third Law of ishq
the force app... |
411 Votes, |
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Newtons Third Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals |
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Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 21, 2007 |
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Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even ha... |
411 Votes, |
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Gud frnds r hard to choose,dey r even hard to loose.
In time of trouble, don't say,"Friend,I have a problem". Say:"Hey problem,I have a friend! |
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Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 17, 2007 |
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Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very ha... |
411 Votes, |
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Its monsoon & I?m sure u must be very happy
U must be feeling like going out
Drench ur self
Sing songs
Splash water
& find some1 special
rite?
Every frog feels da same. |
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Submitted By: Kushal on: November 18, 2007 |
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Patient : I always see spots before my e... |
410 Votes, |
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Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!! |
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Submitted By: Ritu on: October 20, 2007 |
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Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : ... |
410 Votes, |
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Self analysis of a MAN :- My Strength : My wife,
My Opportunity : When my neighbour's husband is on tour.
My fear : When I am on tour. |
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Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008 |
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mo... |
409 Votes, |
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
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Submitted By: sms fan on: October 21, 2007 |