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| Doctor to Patient : The check which u ga... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 17, 2007 |
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| Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figur... |
| 436 Votes, |
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Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 19, 2007 |
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| STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a z... |
| 436 Votes, |
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STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 21, 2007 |
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| 1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki j... |
| 436 Votes, |
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1 ladke ko kya chahiye ??
1 ladki jo pyar de
1 ladki jo acha khana banaye
1 ladki jo uski seva kare
aur ye teeno ladkiyan
ek doosre se na milen |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: December 31, 2007 |
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| Gal: Do u have any sentimental love card... |
| 435 Votes, |
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them. |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Man:what is million years to u?
God:on... |
| 435 Votes, |
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Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second.... |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 18, 2007 |
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| A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will... |
| 435 Votes, |
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A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-, Will u do it?
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up... |
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| Submitted By: fukhtu on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose ... |
| 435 Votes, |
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Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Russians dugg 100
meters & found
coppe... |
| 435 Votes, |
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Russians dugg 100
meters & found
copper cable & said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: October 21, 2007 |
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| Q:What is the difference between a wife ... |
| 434 Votes, |
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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| Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 06, 2007 |
