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| How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it aliv... |
| 451 Votes, |
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How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 07, 2007 |
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| A sardar was running with his pregnent w... |
| 451 Votes, |
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| A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa. |
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| Submitted By: sfreak on: October 18, 2007 |
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| Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of... |
| 450 Votes, |
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 03, 2007 |
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| BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA K... |
| 450 Votes, |
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BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A person asked God...
"What suprises yo... |
| 450 Votes, |
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A person asked God...
"What suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Getting married is very much like going ... |
| 448 Votes, |
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs a... |
| 448 Votes, |
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly w... |
| 448 Votes, |
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Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..
Wat Else. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| One Stone is Enough to break a Glass....... |
| 448 Votes, |
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| One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 05, 2007 |
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| IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
N... |
| 448 Votes, |
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: September 11, 2007 |
